TAKE THAT, TEN

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

Another stolen meme, from hangedhourai at junefield

week game of unclassy memes

The What's your Size? Meme!

1] Post with your character's Bust Size/Penis Length.
2] If you have a child character post with a piece of head canon that you don't get to play out at all, if ever. Editor's note: I think this means "post what you think it'll be when they grow up".
3] Laugh, because this meme is so funny it hurts.
4] Jamie Hedge has no shame... or class, for that matter.

Comments

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

Sheeana: Fremen are not waterfat. You do the math. I suppose she could use Prana Bindu to force water into them but it sure wouldn't be comfortable.

Sah'ot: According to a website that noone should ever go to, dolphin penises (penii?) are about two feet long, prehensile, and capable of generating force that can make your insides look like a McDonalds safety training video. This is one other reason why Sah'ot's thing for human women MUST FOREVER REMAIN UNFULFILLED.

Sajit: I'm of conflicted feelings about this. On the one hand, he is clearly Elloran's uke so he has to be smaller than him. On the other hand, Zhendra didn't seem to complain at all. HELP A PLAYER OUT?!

Akakias: Only slightly smaller than average, probably due to years of being in those trap-wrappings. A-cup boobs due to years of having to rub them (this is, in fact, a scientific fact, what is wrong with me).

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

I don't know where you're getting your information from but dolphins don't have two foot penors. That's orcas. A dolphin's is about half that - remember, the entire animal is only about eight feet long, and it's a mammal, not a duck.

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

....

I bow to your superior knowledge in this matter.

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

I've been on the internet for far too long and I have seen terrible, terrible things.

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

/proclaims zoh "senior dolphin penis expert"

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

[makes-you-scary.livejournal.com]

Fran:

Fran appears to be around a medium B cup, thought the clothing she wears tend to cover them at most times. Also, like the rest of her body, they are covered in stitching from when she was created. Whether that is sexy or not is really a matter of personal opinion.

Victoria:
Vicky is actually larger then one would expect from her usual appearance. Coming in at around a C cup, Victoria usually binds her chest. Though it hurts, Victoria does it for the same reason she does everything else, to maintain her doll-like image.

The only time she leaves her chest unbound is while she is sleeping or in an intimate position, which happens as often as never. So very few people even know that she binds.

[stolenhearthowl.livejournal.com]

Howl: Oh shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Howl's Penis is shiny, glittery, and when ever it is viewed shojo bubbles spring up all around him, and angel sing, rose petals flutter down from the sky, and women weep with wanting for it. And pretty much average for an Englishmen. 5.5-6 inches depending on how cold it is I guess. (i don't have one, I dunno LOL)

Alia: Alia suffers from the same problem Sheeana dose, Fremen don't really keep alot of fat on their body, but she's lived a pretty plush life, with plenty of water and food, so I'd call her a B on a good day. nothing to write home about, but just enough to lay your head in on a warm Arakkis night.

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

sir i'm gonna have to see your johnny

[mr-irony.livejournal.com]

Despite all the jokes I make about Gauron being able to club baby seals to death with his pecker, it's only about as big as the average male porn star's. I'd say around nine inches.

[depthundersands.livejournal.com]

jeebus, where dose he expect a woman to put that thing, cuze i gotta say, i got no place big enough for something like THAT!

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

Well, most women have tits.