TAKE THAT, TEN

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

Another stolen meme, from hangedhourai at junefield

week game of unclassy memes

The What's your Size? Meme!

1] Post with your character's Bust Size/Penis Length.
2] If you have a child character post with a piece of head canon that you don't get to play out at all, if ever. Editor's note: I think this means "post what you think it'll be when they grow up".
3] Laugh, because this meme is so funny it hurts.
4] Jamie Hedge has no shame... or class, for that matter.

Comments

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

Sheeana: Fremen are not waterfat. You do the math. I suppose she could use Prana Bindu to force water into them but it sure wouldn't be comfortable.

Sah'ot: According to a website that noone should ever go to, dolphin penises (penii?) are about two feet long, prehensile, and capable of generating force that can make your insides look like a McDonalds safety training video. This is one other reason why Sah'ot's thing for human women MUST FOREVER REMAIN UNFULFILLED.

Sajit: I'm of conflicted feelings about this. On the one hand, he is clearly Elloran's uke so he has to be smaller than him. On the other hand, Zhendra didn't seem to complain at all. HELP A PLAYER OUT?!

Akakias: Only slightly smaller than average, probably due to years of being in those trap-wrappings. A-cup boobs due to years of having to rub them (this is, in fact, a scientific fact, what is wrong with me).

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

I don't know where you're getting your information from but dolphins don't have two foot penors. That's orcas. A dolphin's is about half that - remember, the entire animal is only about eight feet long, and it's a mammal, not a duck.

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

....

I bow to your superior knowledge in this matter.

[akakuro-sama.livejournal.com]

I've been on the internet for far too long and I have seen terrible, terrible things.

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

/proclaims zoh "senior dolphin penis expert"

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