[THE DATING SIM MEME (since we're getting so many visual novel characters)]

[tsunderrorism]

This is a very old idea and has been done so many times that credit for the original is impossible to give


The Scenario:

You're infiltrating a Fay'lia experimental training facility disguised as a high school. You may or may not have been the victim of ~mysterious magitech~ that's caused you to forget that you ever were anything but a high school student with weirdo powers.

The Rules:

1: Post with your characters.

2: Other characters respond as if you were in a dating sim. That is, give them a couple options to select.

3: The original poster selects an option. This process is repeated ad infinitum or until you get the good/bad end.

4: Romance is optional.

5: There is no profit. We are from great glorious people's junkstation collective.

Comments

Anders

[birdhousesoul]

 

[septim]

[ The librarian assistant who's a bit too into reading for it to be healthy, and acts as if he has something to hide, informs you all your reserved books about cats are in. ]

>Be polite, say thanks and get the books
>Be your usual quirky, joking, flirty self
>Ask if he read your books, he's weird like that

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[birdhousesoul]

>Ask if he read your books, he's weird like that

"Did you riffle through these before finally letting me have a look at them? Wait, I see a blood smear on the side. Is that a papercut on your hand? You've been reading my cat books, haven't you? And trying to do blood magic on cats."

[septim]

[ You clearly exhausted what patience he'd offered you before. He shoves the books in front of your chest, looking annoyed.

His voice is authoritative, without room for argument. ]

"I already told you there isn't blood magic in Tamriel, not like in your realm, and I'm not a blood mage."

>Fight
>Apologize
>Annoy/Joke

[birdhousesoul]

>Annoy/Joke

"Why did the blood mage cross the road?"

[septim]

[ An eyebrow raise, the taciturn mage-librarian's expression stuck in exasperation. ]

>Tell your joke, risk getting banned for life at the library
>Apologize, don't tell your joke, no one finds out your reading lists consists largely of children's books

[birdhousesoul]

>Apologize, don't tell your joke, no one finds out your reading lists consists largely of children's books

"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. Do you have any books about dinosaurs?"

[septim]

"That's alright." [ You get the feeling it isn't, but for some reason, the mage is always nice. ]

"Sure, we have general books and books about specific dinosaurs. Are you looking for something in particular?"

>T-Rexes
>Brachiosaurus
>Don't care, any dinosaurs will do
>Crack a joke again, you can't resist

[birdhousesoul]

>Crack a joke again, you can't resist

"Am I looking for something? You could say I am. Looking for love in all the wrong places."

[septim]

[ He flashes you a face that screams, "You don't know when to shut up."

His words are clipped and composed. ]

"Yes, you are. Social Sciences are in the 300 to 399s, relationships are 300 to 309." [ Dewey Decimal, deal with it. ]

>Stare
>Joke
>Leave

[birdhousesoul]

>Stare

[Staring.]

[Also, making mabari eyes. Dewey Decimal System?]