[THE DATING SIM MEME (since we're getting so many visual novel characters)]

[tsunderrorism]

This is a very old idea and has been done so many times that credit for the original is impossible to give


The Scenario:

You're infiltrating a Fay'lia experimental training facility disguised as a high school. You may or may not have been the victim of ~mysterious magitech~ that's caused you to forget that you ever were anything but a high school student with weirdo powers.

The Rules:

1: Post with your characters.

2: Other characters respond as if you were in a dating sim. That is, give them a couple options to select.

3: The original poster selects an option. This process is repeated ad infinitum or until you get the good/bad end.

4: Romance is optional.

5: There is no profit. We are from great glorious people's junkstation collective.

Comments

Sheeana

[worm_dancer]

Re: Sheeana

[porcelain_perfection]

[Out of the corner of your eye you spy a strange looking girl sitting at a nearby table with several ball-jointed dolls sitting before her. She appears to be talking to them...]

1> Strike up a conversation.
2> Mock mercilessly.
3> Stare.

[questionablewit]

[It's the new phys ed teacher. Rumors have been flying all over school about her, with some people saying she used to be an Olympic gymnast and others saying she's on the run from the law and got the scar on her face in a bar fight. She's wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and carrying a basketball]

>> Strike up a conversation.
>> Ask if you're flunking gym.
>> Challenge her to a match.
>> Put it in Flirt.

Jinto

[weeabhoo]

[questionablewit]

[It's the new phys ed teacher. Rumors have been flying all over school about her, with some people saying she used to be an Olympic gymnast and others saying she's on the run from the law and got the scar on her face in a bar fight. She's wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and carrying a basketball]

>> Strike up a conversation.
>> Ask if you're flunking gym.
>> Challenge her to a match.
>> Put it in Flirt.

Therru

[the_burnt_one]

Re: Therru

[sevenapples]

Your cousin Horo is taking longer than everyone else in the showers after gym. Class is going to start soon, and you two have a biology presentation to do.

>> Warn her about the time
>> Go to class yourself; she'll catch up
>> Wait for her and be late together
>> Get in the showers again with her

Sah'ot

[brofin]

Re: Sah'ot

[barefootbg]

[A human woman has dropped all her books in the hall and is bending over to pick them up. She is clad in leotards and leggings. Either she is the aerobics instructor or she is making an unfortunate fashion statement.]

>> Compliment her on her ass
>> Point and laugh
>> Offer assistance

[questionablewit]

[It's the new phys ed teacher. Rumors have been flying all over school about her, with some people saying she used to be an Olympic gymnast and others saying she's on the run from the law and got the scar on her face in a bar fight. She's wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and carrying a basketball]

>> Strike up a conversation.
>> Ask if you're flunking gym.
>> Challenge her to a match.
>> Put it in Flirt.

I am going to hell. Straight to hell. Also that icon is love.

[fastestonnolegs]

Emi Ibarazaki is on summer vacation, and has decided to go fishing on the pier. There's a pail full of ice with a couple of nice-sized bass there.

When she hears you approach, she turns and waves. "I've been having some good luck so far, Sahot! Take a look!"

What do you do, Sahot?
> Fish with her using a rod and reel.
> Get out of that suit and go for a swim.
> Ask for one of the fish.
> Flirt shamelessly.

Anders

[birdhousesoul]

 

[septim]

[ The librarian assistant who's a bit too into reading for it to be healthy, and acts as if he has something to hide, informs you all your reserved books about cats are in. ]

>Be polite, say thanks and get the books
>Be your usual quirky, joking, flirty self
>Ask if he read your books, he's weird like that

Murbella

[barefootbg]

 

[questionablewit]

[It's the new phys ed teacher. Rumors have been flying all over school about her, with some people saying she used to be an Olympic gymnast and others saying she's on the run from the law and got the scar on her face in a bar fight. She's wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants and carrying a basketball]

>> Strike up a conversation.
>> Ask if you're flunking gym.
>> Challenge her to a match.
>> Put it in Flirt.

Lafiel

[prideofabh]

 

Mirys

[fonewearl]

Re: Mirys

[birdhousesoul]

[It's that tall kid, a senior, who's heavily involved only in activist clubs on campus: the environmentalist club, the Campus Crusade for Agnosticism, and most recently something called Occupy the Quad, a short-lived tent city that's occupied only during lunch period and has evolved from wannabe political statement to a hangout for stoners and hackysack players. He wouldn't be bad-looking if he'd shave more often. All that Ultimate Frisbee keeps him pretty fit, you can notice, even despite the obscuring effect of an oversized Che Guevara t-shirt.]

"Hey! You should sign this petition! We've got to stop stray cats from being used in laboratory experiments! Feline rights now!"

>> Sign the feline rights petition to shut him up
>> Tell him his petition is useless
>> Hey, Anders, whatever happened to that tent city?

Re: Mirys

[incesteyes]

[You are paired up with Cain Hargreaves, the aristocratic, flirty kid for your Chemistry test. You are aware he's been giving you that sparkly eye now and then around campus, but you've only ever worked with him in class once or twice. He sits down at your station, the only kid wearing a lab coat in the whole class, and smiles.]

>>Stammer a hello
>>Don't say anything, try not to meet his eyes
>>Comment on the lab coat sarcastically
>>Make eyes at him and flirt

Duck

[poorduck]

Re: Duck

[sword_and_shoes]

[There's Fakir, the cold-eyed boy who's the president of the ballet club (and gets a lot of flack for it), walking with his bag over his shoulder toward the gym. Class starts in a minute, but it looks like he intends to skip history in favour of practicing in the empty gym.]

>> Advise him it's not good to skip class
>> Tag along and watch
>> Ask about the ballet club
>> Follow without him noticing

Edward

[kingoflobsters]

Re: Edward

[worm_dancer]

[It's the weird foreign art chick that the popular boys alternate between making fun of and trying to score with. She gives you a bit of a sly smile, recognizing you.]

>>Say hello in an earnest, dorky fashion
>>Say hello in what you believe to be a suave, cool fashion
>>Brush her off. That chick is crazy.

Gaunt

[firstandonly]

Re: Gaunt

[barefootbg]

[A wild heretic appears!]

>> Draw your weapon
>> Say something about the Emperor
>> Disarm her with a smile (the killer in me is the killer in you)

Saber

[like_a_lion]

[questionablewit]

[birdhousesoul]

[It's that tall kid, a senior, who's heavily involved only in activist clubs on campus: the environmentalist club, the Campus Crusade for Agnosticism, and most recently something called Occupy the Quad, a short-lived tent city that's occupied only during lunch period and has evolved from wannabe political statement to a hangout for stoners and hackysack players. He wouldn't be bad-looking if he'd shave more often. All that Ultimate Frisbee keeps him pretty fit, you can notice, even despite the obscuring effect of an oversized Che Guevara t-shirt.]

"Hey! You should sign this petition! We've got to stop stray cats from being used in laboratory experiments! Feline rights now!"

>> Sign the feline rights petition to shut him up
>> Tell him his petition is useless
>> Hey, Anders, whatever happened to that tent city?