[THE DATING SIM MEME (since we're getting so many visual novel characters)]

[tsunderrorism]

This is a very old idea and has been done so many times that credit for the original is impossible to give


The Scenario:

You're infiltrating a Fay'lia experimental training facility disguised as a high school. You may or may not have been the victim of ~mysterious magitech~ that's caused you to forget that you ever were anything but a high school student with weirdo powers.

The Rules:

1: Post with your characters.

2: Other characters respond as if you were in a dating sim. That is, give them a couple options to select.

3: The original poster selects an option. This process is repeated ad infinitum or until you get the good/bad end.

4: Romance is optional.

5: There is no profit. We are from great glorious people's junkstation collective.

Comments

Sheeana

[worm_dancer]

Jinto

[weeabhoo]

Therru

[the_burnt_one]

Sah'ot

[brofin]

Anders

[birdhousesoul]

 

Murbella

[barefootbg]

 

Lafiel

[prideofabh]

 

Mirys

[fonewearl]

Duck

[poorduck]

Edward

[kingoflobsters]

Re: Edward

[worm_dancer]

[It's the weird foreign art chick that the popular boys alternate between making fun of and trying to score with. She gives you a bit of a sly smile, recognizing you.]

>>Say hello in an earnest, dorky fashion
>>Say hello in what you believe to be a suave, cool fashion
>>Brush her off. That chick is crazy.

[septim]

[ The librarian assistant who's a bit too into reading for it to be healthy, and acts as if he has something to hide, informs you all your reserved books about cats are in. ]

>Be polite, say thanks and get the books
>Be your usual quirky, joking, flirty self
>Ask if he read your books, he's weird like that

Gaunt

[firstandonly]

[kingoflobsters]

>>Say hello in an earnest, dorky fashion
>>Say hello in what you believe to be a suave, cool fashion
>>Brush her off. That chick is crazy.

[You're Edward Motherfucking York. You're easily one of the best looking guys in school, so you don't need to feign suaveness. Besides, all the girls tell you your honesty is one of your charm points.

... Oh, who are you kidding? You're just that shy, awkward home schooled kid who transferred a month ago, and big crowds make you nervous. And the only girl who ever mentions you and charm points of any sort in the same sentence is your sister, who was probably only consoling you for not being as smart or popular. Nevertheless, a greeting is only polite, and the only way you know how to do it is the earnest, dorky way.]

Um. Hi, Sheeana. What's up?

Saber

[like_a_lion]

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[birdhousesoul]

>Ask if he read your books, he's weird like that

"Did you riffle through these before finally letting me have a look at them? Wait, I see a blood smear on the side. Is that a papercut on your hand? You've been reading my cat books, haven't you? And trying to do blood magic on cats."

[septim]

[ You clearly exhausted what patience he'd offered you before. He shoves the books in front of your chest, looking annoyed.

His voice is authoritative, without room for argument. ]

"I already told you there isn't blood magic in Tamriel, not like in your realm, and I'm not a blood mage."

>Fight
>Apologize
>Annoy/Joke

Re: Sheeana

[porcelain_perfection]

[Out of the corner of your eye you spy a strange looking girl sitting at a nearby table with several ball-jointed dolls sitting before her. She appears to be talking to them...]

1> Strike up a conversation.
2> Mock mercilessly.
3> Stare.

Re: Gaunt

[barefootbg]

[A wild heretic appears!]

>> Draw your weapon
>> Say something about the Emperor
>> Disarm her with a smile (the killer in me is the killer in you)

[birdhousesoul]

>Annoy/Joke

"Why did the blood mage cross the road?"

Re: Gaunt

[firstandonly]

>> disarm her with a smile

Ahh, good evening mamzel! [ Gaunt will grin at the witch, better to be on her good side than her bad side. ] How do you do?

[septim]

[ An eyebrow raise, the taciturn mage-librarian's expression stuck in exasperation. ]

>Tell your joke, risk getting banned for life at the library
>Apologize, don't tell your joke, no one finds out your reading lists consists largely of children's books

[barefootbg]

[She blinks at you. Her eyes are blue-in-blue. Kinda cool, or hella heretical?]

"My acolytes are missing, and I have to set up for this step-aerobics class alone. It starts in two minutes."

>> Offer to help
>> Point and laugh
>> Why doesn't she care about the missing acolytes?

[birdhousesoul]

>Apologize, don't tell your joke, no one finds out your reading lists consists largely of children's books

"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. Do you have any books about dinosaurs?"

Re: Sah'ot

[barefootbg]

[A human woman has dropped all her books in the hall and is bending over to pick them up. She is clad in leotards and leggings. Either she is the aerobics instructor or she is making an unfortunate fashion statement.]

>> Compliment her on her ass
>> Point and laugh
>> Offer assistance