the "what the hell, canon?" meme

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

Stolen from bandagesboobs at bistromatics

"We all have crazy, disturbing things that our canons have in some way.
So why don't we have fun and "wtf?" about it together?!

Not a meme, persay. But just, yep.

TALK ABOUT CRAZY STUFF?!?!"

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[darkbishie.livejournal.com]

I destroyed a giant sky-devouring squid with a sword of light so big it could be seen from space. Said sword was designed and built by a fifteen-year-old girl, and was powered by the souls of countless long-dead monstery-things. The alternative was letting the final boss destroy the squid-thing using the lives of every human on the planet.

There are also equally canonical pairings between myself and the following: an incredibly naive princess, a blue-haired Amazon elf-girl, the fifteen-year-old girl who built the giant light-sword, my much more heroic best friend, a sleezy old man, and the final boss.

Did I mention that my dog is blue, fights with a dagger, and carries a pipe in his mouth? He is the most badass dog ever.