THE HORROR AND TEARS MEME

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also known as...

MARRIED SINCE FOREVER MEME

Step One: Post with your character.
Step Two: Another character replies, having been married to your character since forever.
Step Three: Pain.
Step Four: Pro-- No, still pain.

Edit: Meme's original author is actually Mica

Comments

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

[She's a duck and he's a dolphin, does that mean they have something in common?]

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

[might be problematic, since she turns back into a human on contact with water]

I made pancakes! [The kitchen is a mess. Pancake batter is dripping everywhere. BUT SHE WORKED SO HARD!]

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

[We're just going to assume she's aged up some to stave off the creepiness. Anyway, pancakes! Yum! Well that's what a human would say. And boy does Sah'ot love humans. So he's gonna pretend to like pancakes.] Yum!

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, let's assume that. I was just going to ignore her age for this meme anyway. Unless she got a really creepy respondant. Like, say, I don't know. Candle ja]

Oh, right. [Why did she think making pancakes was a good idea? How long have they been married and still she could wake up one morning and think blithely PANCAKES ARE A GOOD IDEA!] This was all sort of a waste of time, wasn't it?

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

[Oh Ifni, oh the sad face, oh can't take it must cheer her up.] No no, not at all! [He mechanically uses his waldo arms to shovel pancake bits into his mouth with a big stupid fake looking smile on his face but hopefully she's dumb enough to buy it oh god this is horrible but it's a human food so he's supposed to like it.] Yum!

OH NO THIS IS THE WRONG GAME

[sword-and-shoes.livejournal.com]

One day, Duck, you'll learn tours fouetté properly. I'll keep teaching you.

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best!

[sword-and-shoes.livejournal.com]

[He grins. A long time ago he'd have just said "screw it" and left her to tearily try to learn it herself. Now, he places his hand on her shoulder.]

And I will do mine. We will be the greatest pair since Nureyev and Fonteyn.

Those are such cute icons

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Omygosh really? [That's got to be the best thing anyone has ever said to her, ever! Dude, look at her, she's blushing bright red and grinning from ear to ear.]