THE HORROR AND TEARS MEME

[fightingbishie.livejournal.com]

also known as...

MARRIED SINCE FOREVER MEME

Step One: Post with your character.
Step Two: Another character replies, having been married to your character since forever.
Step Three: Pain.
Step Four: Pro-- No, still pain.

Edit: Meme's original author is actually Mica

Comments

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

This sounds awful...Unless your name's Duncan

[deep_sky_diving]

[incesteyes.livejournal.com]

[It was bound to happen somehow. We all knew it. Even Cain somehow knew. It plagued him.]

[moebndgeupyours.livejournal.com]

Hmm?

[jikigo-ma-eum.livejournal.com]

[Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about him not knowing when she wants/needs something?]

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

Guess you just couldn't resist me, huh?

[shinrasin.livejournal.com]

How Priscilla ever let you get away is beyond me.

[eternal-dolly.livejournal.com]

Oh my!

[moebndgeupyours.livejournal.com]

[Probably pressured into forming some kind of moe idol group with her?]

[mr-irony.livejournal.com]

[contraryeyes.livejournal.com]

.... Why?

[shinrasin.livejournal.com]

Because you keep me young at heart.

[phantomhands.livejournal.com]

Not a good idea...

[jikigo-ma-eum.livejournal.com]

... I'd rather not.

[saner-sephiroth.livejournal.com]

Mention the astral plane and you die.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

[Mako/Spice+Other Memory/Lifestream=OTP]

Motoko

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Re: Motoko

[sevenapples.livejournal.com]

I have prepared the bath for you, Mistress, as you requested.

...do you think tonight you could brush my tail...?

[not-a-baldspot.livejournal.com]

[incesteyes.livejournal.com]

[So she was cute and he actually went through with what he started once. Shoot him.]

[nubilesavage.livejournal.com]

....? That not make sense.

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

Dinner'll be ready in a minute, honey!

Please remember to use a plate and utensils this time.

[elementwyvern.livejournal.com]

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

[Hi, watch her use his ambitions]

[shinrasin.livejournal.com]

I see. I guess this means we won't become friends.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

[Completely political marriage]

[incesteyes.livejournal.com]

This can only end poorly.

[jikigo-ma-eum.livejournal.com]

Obscenely so. Yet, there's really no choice, is there?

[sevenapples.livejournal.com]

Ooh, marry me! Do it!

[nubilesavage.livejournal.com]

Haha! Is good pairing!

[littlebirdofice.livejournal.com]

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

[Another political marriage! She's helping him rebuild his empire while simalteneously encouraging dissent to bring his downfall]

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

[She's a duck and he's a dolphin, does that mean they have something in common?]

[ookami-tengu.livejournal.com]

[depthundersands.livejournal.com]

Married forever.... Not even my husband would stay...

[incesteyes.livejournal.com]

Yet even still, we have shared more than just water, dearest Alia. Please don't kill me.

[wrappedsword.livejournal.com]

...

[lt-guido-talbot.livejournal.com]

How many times have I told you not to call me when I'm raiding the Cult of Sirius?!

mumble grumble bloody alien-worshiping freaks mumble grumble

[statue-to-raise.livejournal.com]

. . . What. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatWhat)