entangleme | >Be the seadweller highblood

You cannot be the seadweller highblood because this is the OOC comm!

> Be the mun.

You are now the MUN. You are bringing to this game the character of ERIDAN AMPORA from HOMESTUCK. You also PROMISE this is the the ONLY TIME you will use the OBNOXIOUS COURIER. In fact, you should probably just INTRO NORMALLY.

Okay, sorry for bringing the obnoxious courier to the OOC comm it won't happen again I promise please don't drub me mercilessly prettyplease. Anywho as mentioned above I play Eridan Ampora, and I have brought him to you in all his regal, seadwelling (but not really since his home is above water) glory. On the plus side, you now have the Prince of Hope on your side. Feeling hopeful yet? No? That is perhaps because you also realise that the Prince of Hope happens to be a hipster fishtroll tool with a genocide complex.

...Yeah, I wouldn't feel very hopeful either.

On the plus side, he has a really sweet^[1] gun?
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[1] By 'sweet' we mean 'obscenely overpowered in his home universe', so it's obviously not all that sweet here.

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Puns? Are puns actually required for dealing with this guy? Puns and fighting, oh man, I can't wait for these two to meet. Hi!

Oh yes. Puns are a requirement. And I have some codawful ones up my sleeve, though some of them I might be beachin a bit for. (Like that one.)

Eeeeeeeeexcellent. Also, please hit on Hawke. Please. He'll get totally shot down, first politely and then less politely, but do it anyway. Puns and fighting and flirting, best combos ever.

Most excellent. It appears there will be no shortage of people for him to hit on... ::rubs hands together cackling gleefully::

I hear he is interested in magic? We'd love to have him in this thread with Therru!

You hear correctly! I guess I'll take that as an invitation, then? ^_^

How do I not have a ~~sleazy~~ seductive face?

That's what we need -- more genocide!

Seriously, welcome aboard!

Exactly! Everyone needs a little more genocide in their lives! What could possibly go wrong with this?

I'm already looking forward to the results of Eridan hitting on everybody. :D

...It will be glorious. I promise this.

Hit on Anna Lin. Please. Anna Lin needs to fill her quadrants. And by that I mean have hilarious CR with people hitting on her.

Also hi.

Wait there is someone else here who needs to fill their quadrants? YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. YES.

By which I mean hope she doesn't mind the smell of L'Eau de Desperation wafting from a ~13 year old, because Eri is not picky at all.

Also hi.

Her weaponry is literally powered by relationships. A friend of mine thinks it's high time for a Bliss Stage / Hivebent double reacharound for precisely this reason.

Nothing like a mecha-scale cannon made entirely out of the the purest black calignous hate, eh?

And the ensuing snappish and bitter feelings from using the emotion to battle with would only deepen the relationship. :|a

My cod.

Do you know what this means?!

Spaders gonna spade? And give Anna a huge headache over the concept of platonic hatred?

Mind she probably will grok a diamonds relationship off the bat. :|a

Naturally. On both counts. Although perhaps the concept of romantic hatred might be more headache inducing, though it's plausible one may not wish to contemplate that and instead focus on the idea that one has to specify their hatred is platonic... : \a

...Well, all Eri can say to that is that a quadrant is a quadrant.

THAT IS BASICALLY HOW I'M FEELING. Oh man oh man I was so pumped when I heard that we'd received an Eridan application.

WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HEADCANON THINGS. Like how these two actually interact! There's no way that they never actually spoke to one another off-screen, even though we never see it happen in the comic. I figure that Tavros is pretty intimidated by Eridan, and maaaybe that if Tavros ever tried to talk to Feferi at any point, Eridan chased him off because he doesn't .

But that all wild, unsubstantiated headcanoning, and is prone to change at the drop of a hat, haha. What about you? Any thoughts about these two?

...Oh yeah! And I'm eibborn, by the way. I'm super pleased to meet you. |D

GOOD MUN. BEST ICON CHOICE.

WE MUST TALK HEADCANON. WE NEED TO. IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT IN 600+ HOURS THEY NEVER TALKED ONCE ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY'RE BOTH FAIRLY CLOSE TO VRISKA.

who wants to bet the prince of desperation here actually tried to get tavros to talk to vriska on his behalf

Ok, so, like. That would totally make sense for Eridan to do that. Just scare off anyone else who might get between him and Fef.

Hmmmm... /PONDERS ALL THIS

Oh, I'm Bird. :3 And if you have AIM you should totally IM me so we can work this out in real time. It should be on my app or I can just IM you first (that might be easier my AIM is really weird and a lot of people are like that can't be an AIM screenname but it is).

Oh man, sorry for vanishing for a little bit. Uhh yes we absolutely need to talk! I'm eibborn on AIM, and I will make an effort to actually sign onto that every now and again! I really need to get into the habit of using it on a regular basis.

Hopefully we'll end up online at the same hours! If we can't coordinate after a few days, then we'll figure something out. :B

Oh, it's quite alright. I haven't been around LJ as much as I should have been.

Anyways in the interests of you not wondering who this crazy person IMing you is, or on the offchance you log on and I don't notice (which is less of an offchance and more of a likely scenario), I can be found at thebirdofhermes@yahoo.com

Yes, that is an AIM screenname. Yes, it DOES make me feel a little like a hipster.

>Be the seadweller highblood

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