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Marriage Prospects Meme
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junefield. How eligible are your characters for marriage? Fill this out then comment OOC or IC.
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Looks: Unless you're a boob wo/man or into bigger ladies, pretty damn good. Wild, dark hair, intense, totally blue eyes, dusky skin and fit from all that training.
Personality: Intense, barely held in control by her training. Without an outlet tends to act out artistically, sexually or violently. Snarky, sometimes arrogant. Creative.
Smarts: Not bad. Natural cunning, plus the best education in the universe and the resources of Other Memory. Pride sometimes gets in the way of reason though.
Cooking: Probably pretty bad. Fremen cuisine is not haute couture and I doubt she learned very much cooking.
Sex: Hooo boy. Trained as a sexual imprinter. That means she's capable of sex that is so good it turns you into the godamn Manchurian Candidate. Prana Bindu training means complete control of every part of her body. You'd better be pretty damn good to keep up but if you can the rewards are worth it.
Competition: Duncan Idaho (unrequited), Rufus (they're trolling but he might get jealous any way)
Finances: Controls the Spice. You'll be fine.
In-Laws: The entire Atreides family, including worm!Leto, plus the top brass of the Bene Gesserit and god help you if they don't approve.
Overall: Risks and rewards both high. If you don't think you measure up, it's not worth it.
Character Name Lynn Syunn Dru Rock Haidr Jinnto
Looks: He's cute, in a harmless, boy next door kindof way.
Personality: Helpful, dependable, nice, lets others boss him around too much. Still trying to figure out what his purpose in life is.
Smarts: Clever and educated enough, in a purely scientific/mathmatical way. Better at reading people than he's given credit for.
Cooking: Traditional Martinese cooking is heavy on both dairy and spices so don't expect much there.
Sex: If he could ever stop blushing would be a caring, if not particularly adventurous lover.
Competition: Lafiel, who might be slow to come to a decision but will seeth if you try to snatch him up. Ekuryua also has a thing for him.
Finances: An Abh duke. You're set for life.
In-Laws: Somewhat estranged from family. Does not see them often and when he does it's awkward.
Overall: A safe choice.
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More if I get bored later
Looks: Genetically engineered to be a beautiful blue-haired space elf, who looks like a 20-something woman for most of her long life.
Personality: Standoffish, and professional, with a side dose of 'unintentionally prickly'. Loyal to a fault, and does treasure her friends and family. Basically, if she likes you, she still might be a bit prickly, but would walk through fire for you, and also have a dose of awkward.
Smarts: Is the youngest person to become a pilot-trainee. They don't let you do that if you're dumb. Not an academic, but able to think on her feet.
Cooking: Knows how to order food. Probably would eat MREs if left to her own devices. It's The Future -- we cook only if we have interesting hobbies!
Sex: No fucking clue. Or no clue about fucking. Would never admit it though.
Competition: Jinto Lynn, who is kind of goofy and often played for the butt of jokes... but is also the first non-family member Lafiel felt treated her as something other than 'the princess' and saved Lafiel's ass several times. She cried for him, man, and Abriel don't cry. Anyone who underestimates Jinto will probably get schooled.
Of course, neither of them has gotten off their butts and admitted anything, so you could try to get in before Jinto does anything about it. OTOH, it might actually be motivation.
Finances: The Abh are merchant spacers when not shooting things, and Lafiel belongs to one of the first Abh families. The royal family for that matter. Short of the Fay'lia decimating the Abh Empire or letting United Mankind take over and execute everyone, she's probably fine.
Of course, right now she'd have to pawn her military equipment for actual money.
In-Laws: Well, thanks to the Abh disdain for marriage, Lafiel has one parent, who has a twisted sense of humor -- I mean, he told his daughter her other gene parent was the family cat. -- but is basically a decent guy, and a brother with an inferiority complex towards his older sister.
Oh, yeah, and her grandma is also the Empress, and her blood relatives run half the bloody galaxy. And any child of hers could easily become Emperor if sie wanted to, as could Lafiel herself.
Overall: Well, the Abh don't really do marriage, so she'd probably turn you down regardless. And asking her to be a gene-parent to one of your kids doesn't quite have the same ring to it, and could just lead to her giving you a blood sample and a cheek swab.
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You forgot Seelnay
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Fine, Seelnay, a young lander woman Lafiel charms away from her previous boss, a first generation genetic-Abh baron with the curious mix of an inferiority complex and delusions of grandeur.
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Personality: Noble, honorable, very lawful in many ways but willing to bend the rules to help his men. Smarts: A schola progenium graduate, this means he's something of a polymath in addition to being a tactical genius (hurr hur)
Cooking: No idea, he's eaten military rations his entire life. Sex: He's never gotten complaints in canon, he's pretty good at one night stands Competition: If you don't ship him with his male second in command Elim Rawne, or the Regimental Surgeon Ana curth pretty much nobody except for his devotion to the regiment as a whole. Finances: He's depended on the munitorum so he's actually pretty poor. In-Laws: None! Orphan Overall: Pretty decent, very loyal and good-hearted but his life is given to his soldiers. Any woman would come second to the Tanith.
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Looks: Formally a slightly built girl of medium height and with long blond hair. Now a slightly thinner "doll" with long black hair.
Personality: While very strong willed on her own, Victoria strongly desires to be taken care of. She is happiest when she is in a relationship of some kind. When not in a relationship she stoops to attention whoring in order to receive the attention she craves.
Smarts: While not worldly, having spent much of her youth in isolation, she is quite capable of holding her own in various academic settings. Her main skill, however, lays in sewing and other handicrafts. Cooking: Only as much as an average college student her age.
Sex: Despite her overt sexuality, Vicky has almost no experience sexual acts. So lots of virgin hand holding.
Competition: Poor little Vicky has tendency to become attached to a single person and never stray till the relationship comes to an end. This is mostly due to her world view being based on her nature as a "doll". Finances: She is a college student, most of her spare money goes towards school and maintaining her modified body.
In-Laws: Mother: Laura Carter Father: David Carter.
Overall:While a good and faithful woman, Victoria's obsession with being a "doll" would be a major obstacle to anyone without a tolerance for strange girls.
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Looks: Actually quite pretty, as long as you've caught her some time when she hasn't just come back from trading blows with some terrifying beast.
Personality: A questionably sane pragmatist with a mostly-controlled side course of Ax Crazy. On the upside(?), she tends to direct her violent impulses at anyone who hurts someone she feels attached to.
Smarts: High Intelligence, low Wisdom. Her ego gets in the way of admitting when she doesn't know something.
Cooking: Expect this to be either horrible or confusingly weird.
Sex: An imaginative virgin with a suppressed libido and daddy issues, who can bend iron bars with her bare hands. Your call.
Competition: Voted "most likely to be part of a political marriage of convenience". Who really wants a psycho teenager? May or may not have a vague and mildly destined connection to a talented shapeshifter who she's never met and has no idea exists and who would personally presume the existence of an entirely different and incompatible cosmological model.
Finances: Too focused on supernatural items to worry much about mundane things. Get her to pay attention, though, and she could probably break a local economy over her knee.
In-Laws: Has a questionable relationship with a multidimensional god for a substitute father figure. Very loyal, but meetings are somewhat awkward.
Overall: Risky at best, but could be a valuable long-term relationship if managed properly.