http://sith-on-fire.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sith-on-fire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] entangleme2011-01-09 08:03 pm
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POLL EVERYONE GATHER AROUND

Vader needs to get up off his ass and back to harassing people. However, he has no arms and no legs and is in dire need of life support. However, traditional setups are boring.

WE WANT YOUR INPUT on what freakish mechanical abominations should be visited upon his broken body.

SUGGESTIONS: mechanical spider legs, cart pulled by a dog, moebot

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

POST HERE AND +1 IDEAS YOU LIKE DEMOCRACY IN ACTION
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[identity profile] grand-excubitor.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hoveround (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKPeYrrhIvQ) (temporary measure?)

MOUNTED ON A ROOMBA

[identity profile] mirys.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)

+1

[identity profile] not-a-baldspot.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wearing a Snuggie.

+1

[identity profile] fightingbishie.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
But only as a temporary measure. Because:
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allmylove_inspace: (huh)

[personal profile] allmylove_inspace 2011-01-10 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Brain in a jar. With audiovisual pickups wired in and whatever we can find for legs*.

* Probably not particularly matching ones, given resources.

[identity profile] top-teen-38.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Slobo and Jack can regenerate, so what if Fran took some legs and arms from them and sewed them onto vader?

[identity profile] darkbishie.livejournal.com 2011-01-13 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
+1 This is terrifying, but I like it.

[identity profile] anagramarye.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] sith-on-fire.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 especially if we ever got a Padme

[identity profile] fightingbishie.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying we should put his brain in a little girl's body?

[identity profile] anagramarye.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, I'm sure they can clone something usable.

[identity profile] anagramarye.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] fightingbishie.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Stick him in an SCV (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/SCV)

[identity profile] poorduck.livejournal.com 2011-01-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Too heroic.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)


Obviously he needs to take the Evil Con Carne solution and put his organs safely in the care of a mentally-challenged ursine compatriot.

+1

[identity profile] top-teen-38.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I love this plan.

[identity profile] makes-you-scary.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
We could stick his head on a dog or cat!

[identity profile] not-a-baldspot.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
ALTERNATIVELY:

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[identity profile] loves-pinecones.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Since he may have trouble speaking, he should get a program that speaks for him... but the voice changes gender, accent, language, age, you name it.

[identity profile] anagramarye.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LErwHmjBuYQ#t=0m46s

(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Dalek.

(Anonymous) 2011-01-11 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Some kind of bizarre vaguely slinky-esque set-up with two tentacles in which the only way for him to walk around is by consistently turning over and over.

[identity profile] lt-guido-talbot.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Expanding upon the brain-in-a-jar idea:

A BIO-DRONE! (http://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Bio-Drone)
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