IT HAS BEEN COMMANDED

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SEXY MEME?
Holidays are supposed to make people happy, right? Well, holidays for you sucked. You didn't get to see your family or maybe you have no family at all. If you're a villain, maybe another year has gone by and you still haven't taken over the world. If you're a hero, maybe you're a B-lister who still doesn't have his own action figure. Last night you felt incredibly lonely and pathetic and sad, so you hit the bar. Hard.

Well honey, the bar hit back. You wake up in a cheap motel bed and you're not alone.

What. The. Hell?

* Comment as your characters (still asleep, awake and confused, cuddling-- WHATEVER.)
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* It's up to you whether or not your character remember what happened the night before.

TOTALLY STOLEN FROM SOMEONE WHO STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

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[darkbishie.livejournal.com]

Yuri goes to scratch his chest, only to discover that the itch is being caused by the mass of hair. Cue eyes flying open, only to squeeze shut again with a pained groan.

Top Teen, you just got a blindly-aimed finger-prod to the head.

"What.. the hell... is this..."

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

Slobo groaned slightly and turned, now using Yuri as a pillow. Clutched tightly to his chest, like a glass teddy bear, is an empty bottle of Wild Turkey.

"Stop it..." He muttered quietly. "No need to get handsy, ladies, there's plenty ta go around..."

[darkbishie.livejournal.com]

"L-ladies..." Now he had to open his eyes, if only to see what was clinging to him. It... appears to be the statue that he helped decorate back on the swamp planet. Which is apparently no longer a statue. "What the hell--?" he squawks, voice cracking.

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

Slobo sat bolt upright. Being disoriented was bad enough for the sighted. His hands flew about, finding Yuri's head and feeling around.

"Long hair, pretty face, high voice..." He said as his hands moved down to Yuri's chest, stopping.

"Well, I'ma go with you mislead me somewhere along the line."

[darkbishie.livejournal.com]

Yuri raised an arm to ward off the hands, awkwardly shoving at them. "What do you.. Not on purpose! Just cuz I'm prettier than you..."

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

Slobo chuckled a little bit.

"No one said that, though ya ain't the worst I've ever woken up with." He looked up at Yuri with a cruel smile.

"'Sides, musta thought I was pretty last night. It's the smile, ain't it?"

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"This is incredibly awkward. I.." Hazy images floated up through his mind of getting into an argument with someone about... something involving brickquer and bathing? And then he'd tried to take a bath, but it hadn't worked, and the last thing he remembered was kissing someone short with dark hair.

"Shit. I am never drinking that much again ever."

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

Slobo laughed.

"Awww!" He said in a decidedly mocking tone. "Is that all I am ta ya? A drunken one night stand? Way ta make a guy feel special. Wait 'til I tell the other girls..." His grin grew even wider.

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"Other..." Yuri frowned. "Did we...? I remember kissing..." A quick look under the covers revealed that his pants were conspicuously missing, but he was wearing underdrawers. Had Yuri taken off his own pants, or had his bedmate taken them off for him?

[top-teen-38.livejournal.com]

The corner of Slobo's mouth was now twitching repeatedly.

"Iunno. Call that Sandoval guy, he said he'd fax the pictures over later when he left this morning. I'm guessin' it was noteworthy."

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"If he has pictures, he's going to hand them over for destruction or I'll hurt him hard enough that he does." Yuri paused, thinking. "And if you're just messing with me, I'll give you some extra holes and then hand you off to Chef Octopus."