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IT HAS BEEN COMMANDED
SEXY MEME?
Holidays are supposed to make people happy, right? Well, holidays for you sucked. You didn't get to see your family or maybe you have no family at all. If you're a villain, maybe another year has gone by and you still haven't taken over the world. If you're a hero, maybe you're a B-lister who still doesn't have his own action figure. Last night you felt incredibly lonely and pathetic and sad, so you hit the bar. Hard.
Well honey, the bar hit back. You wake up in a cheap motel bed and you're not alone.
What. The. Hell?
* Comment as your characters (still asleep, awake and confused, cuddling-- WHATEVER.)
* Other characters will comment waking up next to said character
* MAKE IT HIDEOUS 8D
* You can comment to as many different people as you like on your own thread or someone else's! An infinite amount of people can reply to the same person. THERE ARE REALLY NOT MANY RULES HERE. COMMENT TO A LOT IF YOU CAN 8D
* Examples can be found here!
* It's up to you whether or not your character remember what happened the night before.
TOTALLY STOLEN FROM SOMEONE WHO STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
Holidays are supposed to make people happy, right? Well, holidays for you sucked. You didn't get to see your family or maybe you have no family at all. If you're a villain, maybe another year has gone by and you still haven't taken over the world. If you're a hero, maybe you're a B-lister who still doesn't have his own action figure. Last night you felt incredibly lonely and pathetic and sad, so you hit the bar. Hard.
Well honey, the bar hit back. You wake up in a cheap motel bed and you're not alone.
What. The. Hell?
* Comment as your characters (still asleep, awake and confused, cuddling-- WHATEVER.)
* Other characters will comment waking up next to said character
* MAKE IT HIDEOUS 8D
* You can comment to as many different people as you like on your own thread or someone else's! An infinite amount of people can reply to the same person. THERE ARE REALLY NOT MANY RULES HERE. COMMENT TO A LOT IF YOU CAN 8D
* Examples can be found here!
* It's up to you whether or not your character remember what happened the night before.
TOTALLY STOLEN FROM SOMEONE WHO STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
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"Miiiiiis! He was having sex! he was doing it! he was doing it!"
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It's like the worst alarm clock. Using the Voice of Command feels entirely appropriate here.
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But the command? he abides by it right away before answering any questions, scooping the thing up and shoving it into an empty beer bottle. The sprite shuts up and looks confused while he sets the thing down. Once he's sure it's secure, he awkwardly crawls back into bed.
"Umm... it's my... " He trails off, continuing the awkward look.
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"You mean to say that this is...your semen?"
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"Yeah... I was cursed and it turns into what you see now. That uh... doesn't freak you out, does it?"
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"Good boy...Now finish yourself off, I haven't got all day. I expect three more of those things by tonight."
And abruptly stood up to leave. Great, apprentice. You've just been drafted into being a masturbation golem factory.
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months later...
She mounted the dias, and unsheathed her crysknife. Held aloft, it was the same milky white as they were (except for the few that were kinda yellowish).
"Long live the fi-"
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"What....happened?"
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"I think it's been long enough, you could go again."
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