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[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

Shamelessly taken from fission_memes via junefield.
the KISS AND TELL meme

Rules:

1. Characters feel compelled to shout their various escapades/adventures/secrets at people.
2. Other characters respond ICly.
3. ???
4. Profit only if you acquire proper blackmail material in the process.

Comments

[moebndgeupyours.livejournal.com]

1: I find myself treating every male older than me like the artificial 'big brothers' I had back at home
2: I came very close to doing something very shameful with Reno
3: Relatedly, I wouldn't mind being drunk again. The sensation of numbness is...nice.
4: I want to make Kai less sad somehow but I think I lack the tools. All I have is cliches.
5: Sometimes I view cute things as competitors. I don't mean to.
6: All of my charming traits are programmed.
7: Apparently I am, by the standards of most on this ship, transsexual.

[moebndgeupyours.livejournal.com]

Oh, and i've killed dozens of dissidents.

[eternal-dolly.livejournal.com]

Transsexual? Were you a boy at one time?

[jikigo-ma-eum.livejournal.com]

All you need to do to give me a little joy is be yourself, Akakias. Or sing for me.

I'm... much happier now than I have been in a long time. You've helped that.

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

1: The incident at the Shallow Cluster that I tell people about, where I make myself look like the big damn hero who was traumatized by the loss of his friends? I wasn't close to any of those people. I'm alive because I was too much of a coward to go out in the captain's gig and investigate the wreckage.
2: With enough drinks and him in a pretty enough outfit, I totally wouldn't mind that Yuri's really a dude
3: I consider humans to be superior to dolphins in most respects.

[contraryeyes.livejournal.com]

Sometimes even cowardice has its place. I would rather one of you survive out of cowardice than know that your whole squad was destroyed, with no one to offer anything but possibilities over what happened.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

1: I harbor a number of confused feelings for Duncan Idaho
2: I deliberately cultivate an air of the exotic.
3: If any one of you turned out to be a Kwisatz Haderach, I would be duty bound to kill you.
4: I'm playing a rather dangerous game with Alia Atreides
5: Despite how annoying he is sometimes, I might still sleep with Cain Hargreaves if given the chance.
6: It has taken me some time to overcome the inherent prejudices of my universe against cyborgs.
7: Every night I ask myself why the worm had to destroy my village. I never receive an answer.

[depthundersands.livejournal.com]

Now I know all your secrets, and now you must die.

And Duncan's MY husband, get your own!!

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

1: Go up to the boy and ask him if he'd like to have sex. It's not that difficult.

2: That's not much of a secret.

3: If any of us were precognitive, I doubt you'd be able to kill them. Logically, wouldn't they see you coming in time to stop you?

4: Again, not much of a secret.

5: He's not bad. Not my type, but to each her own.

6: You're really a good deal more obvious than you think you are.

7: Not everything in this world has a reason. There's pointlessness and meaningless death everywhere, and for no greater reason than because it can exist, and therefore does.

[contraryeyes.livejournal.com]

As much as I dislike the idea of my brother being... intimate with any of my mentors, at least I feel comfortable that he won't be able to simply manipulate you.

[mr-rapeface.livejournal.com]

I'm an unrepentant mass murderer and war criminal, I have fond memories of taking part in genocide as a soldier of the Khmer Rouge, and kids can't get enough of me, if you know what I mean.

Also, I'm spying on you idiots for the Fay'lians, but I'm thinking about becoming a double agent. Depends on if I see anything here that impresses me.

[not-a-baldspot.livejournal.com]

...fantastic.

[depthundersands.livejournal.com]

I fully understand the mass murderer/war criminal. At least I know who to turn to when the job needs to get done.

[contraryeyes.livejournal.com]

.... I don't know what you mean.

The rest of that sounds rather terrible, though...

[not-a-baldspot.livejournal.com]

...I...don't have a bald spot. This is extremely embarrassing and it's why I wear a hat all the time.

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

What in the world are you talking about?

[ookami-tengu.livejournal.com]

... As annoyed as I become with her, Shameimaru-sama is important to me. And not just as my superior...

Nitori-chan is my closest friend... ever, really. I do not make friends easily.

I have felt, for some time now, a lack of desire to even lift my blade. I'm not certain what's wrong with me.

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

Did something happen on Iksilar?

Creepy time go!

[eternal-dolly.livejournal.com]

1. Thousands of people have seen me nearly nude on the net, this makes me very happy.
2. I believe human beings are frail and temporary and because of this, dolls are superior in every way.
3. My hair, arms, legs, and face are fake. I really wish the rest of me was as well.
4. I enjoy all attention, even when people call me a freak.

Re: Creepy time go!

[2sexy4myuplift.livejournal.com]

Lady, you're coocoo for cocoa puffs.

[incesteyes.livejournal.com]

I've got scars. Lots of them. On my back. None of you will ever see them. There's only one person I will allow to see them. That said, much as I'd like to sleep with a few of the girls on board here, this is what will keep it from happening.

I'm protective of my sister to the point that I'll kill you if you harm her. This is not negotiable. I'm even preparing for the eventuality that Sheeana might try to do it.

I may or may not be bisexual, but with a very selective audience. I'm not quite in to BDSM, though. In fact it reminds me of bad things.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

You could always leave your jacket on. Not the most dignified way to do it, but any cave in a sandstorm, eh?

Oh that one's obvious. And why would you think i'd do that?

[deep_sky_diving]

With good suits, a little vacuum canoodlin' ain't that hard.

A little cross species datin' never hurt nobody.

My figure is all natural, but it ain't all my natural, if'n y'get what I mean.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

With good suits, a little vacuum canoodlin' ain't that hard.

What was it that Thinking Machine said? Ah yes. "I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

[lest_ye_become]

I've killed some people just in case.

I see things outside the world sometimes.

Fighting for my life makes me feel alive.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Nothing to be ashamed of.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

I hate my job. Or maybe it's that I hate the way I'm forced to operate. Still, it's better than the alternative- and I'm ashamed to find that I have no choice, a relief.

I've fallen in love with my subordinate. I'm unwilling to admit it because the idea terrifies me, and because if certain among the higher chain-of-command found out, I could legally be subjected to what amounts to a lobotomy as a result.

Not many are aware that I used to do VR porn. I still do, occasionally- the rush of knowing how screwed I'd be if my team found out is addictive.

The way Sheeana describes her universe makes me want to kill her in her sleep, some nights. I have no idea how she's survived this long, or why.

The idea of being tied to one other person for life is terrifying. But sometimes, I can imagine married life, and it isn't that bad. Don't tell Batou.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you for hating your job. They don't reward your loyalty very well.

Oh but this is juicy.

Survived and made myself freer than you. Wouldn't you like to know?

[jikigo-ma-eum.livejournal.com]

1. I am the product of Government-funded kidnapping scheme created in an effort to create superhuman military men and women.
2. Believe it or not, I used to have black hair and brown eyes.
3. I hear the thoughts of those around me, whether I want to or not. I can also transmit my thoughts and search memory, though the latter takes much out of me.
4. Since I was released from The Institution, I have wanted nothing more than to feel nothing at all.
5. To that end, I have considered - even after I came here - finding a way to commit suicide.
6. I want to help everyone, but I'm honestly afraid that if my secret gets out, I will have no time to myself... or worse, that it will change others' views on me, even though I have socialized very little with them.
7. I have some skill in making trinkets... I want to make something for Akakias to better show her my thanks, but I don't know where to start.
8. Before the experiments, I was a rather average person. I cared for my family, and some of those around me, and I was much warmer.
9. I can't decide if I would be happy, going back to being that way, or not.

[lest_ye_become]

You have an origin. That seems vaguely reassuring.

[contraryeyes.livejournal.com]

1. There are days when I hate my older brother. It's almost always because I miss mother.
2. Any other times are just because he's being overprotective.
3. On the days when he's not worrying about me, though, I... I want to get in trouble, just to make sure he still worries.
4. I'm afraid that, because I befriended them, all of those children will die.
5. Sometimes, I think Sheeana is worried that she's forcing me to grow up too fast. The truth is I was already growing up too fast... Even now, I sometimes have to pretend to still be childish because it scares me to be an adult.
6. Other times, though... I wish I were an older sibling to Cain, that way maybe I could be of some help.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

I had my innocence taken from me when I was younger than you. I want you to have a choice at least.

[darkbishie.livejournal.com]

1. I don't consider myself a hero, in spite of being the de facto leader of the group of people who saved the world.

2. The only time I ever won a fight against my best friend was when we were arguing over which of us should be considered a hero.

3. If something is seriously wrong, I probably won't talk about it.

4. I'd much rather help people on my own time than have people depend on me.

5. I have a bit of a... thing... for girls with cat ears.

[contraryeyes.livejournal.com]

Do you not want to be a hero, Yuri?

Girls with... cat ears? Real ones? I don't think I've ever seen someone like that.

Well, there is Momiji, but hers are wolf ears, not cat ears...

[phantomhands.livejournal.com]

1. I could end humanity's reign on earth within half a decade, sometimes I think I should...

2. I killed the sister and father of the one person who ever showed me kindness...