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[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

THE DATING PROFILES MEME



1. Post as your character.
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. Hideousness ensues.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

EXAMPLE:
In Meteo Spiderbeam's thread, Mirys tags: "Complete waste of life seeks any warm hole to take to bed with. Attractiveness and intelligence not a factor, as I have no standards."

taken from junefield

Comments

[mirys.livejournal.com]

[incesteyes.livejournal.com]

Cute elf-like with strong personality seeks reasonably intelligent escapist to share time with. Will not talk about past, will not ask about yours. Positively magical~

1/2

[mirys.livejournal.com]

..... Yeah, that sounds mostly ri—

[mirys.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait a second! Since when would I describe myself as "cute" or "magical"?

[Because, actually, she wouldn't.

So in other words, you've gone and embarrassed her just a bit, Cain. Nice work.]